Blindsided by a dong in the eye

Sooo, there I was on Amazon, innocently adding all the things to my cart full of baby toys and baby-saving bed rails and baby cups and baby stroller accessories, and I scrolled down to see what "other customers shopped for" because that's a good way to make sure you're getting a good price on all the things. And that's how I learned that "strap" is a key word, even when you specify the category as "Baby."

I mean. I didn't even know you could GET these things on Amazon! Well, that makes life so much simpler now.

Twitch

Or, I think it's called a "tweet."

CLEARLY, since I have so very much to say (nod to the near eight-months of radio silence), I have inexplicably joined the ranks of the weirdo friendless fatheads who blow hot air all over the internets via Twitter. Or let's say I joined small businesses, yeah, I realize they get lots of traffic and dollar bills from there (maybe), WHATEVER. Point is, I'm on it. I'm sure you can expect as much from my Twatter feed as you get from this blog.

@giniandtonic