Blindsided by a dong in the eye

Sooo, there I was on Amazon, innocently adding all the things to my cart full of baby toys and baby-saving bed rails and baby cups and baby stroller accessories, and I scrolled down to see what "other customers shopped for" because that's a good way to make sure you're getting a good price on all the things. And that's how I learned that "strap" is a key word, even when you specify the category as "Baby."

I mean. I didn't even know you could GET these things on Amazon! Well, that makes life so much simpler now.